get identified idiot

i’m crying this is the deadest plant i’ve ever seen

Jesus Christ on the cross was the world's first pin-up boy

all jokes aside, the reason Americans believe this is that essentially every culture has better food than France.

no french culinary innovation will ever be a tenth as good as chicken and waffles

Look I love the France hate but this is just wrong. France has great food. BRITAIN has horrible food.

English breakfast: Five different types of sausage, grilled tomato, eggs, toast that was meant for human consumption

French breakfast: I need to find a way to eat this stale baguette without breaking my teeth. What if I used it to mop up an egg.

The British “cuisine” in question:

ewww stargazy pie ewww! you can see the fish heads!! I'm eight years old so my only metric for whether someone could enjoy a food is whether I personally think it's weird to look at! this is nothing like my beloved French cuisine, featuring "slightly more photogenic pile of mush" or "snails that you cannot actually taste because they have been so thoroughly drowned in garlic butter that they might as well not even be there"

all of you have terrible food eat some yaprak sarması and maybe you’ll calm down

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

I killed the dasher

I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life

I also adore how this pattern has manifested itself in the form of camouflage for some species

The echo of those same dappled shadows that we paint in our art is genetically coded into a baby’s fur in order to keep her safe. A beautiful thing.

(Photos by Joel Sartore)